Zabuza and Kisame <3
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
when you mess something up and you pretend you have no clue what happened
Walmart. What a time to be alive.
Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.
I’ll be at walmart if you need me guys
…. Did Sonic just tell us to smoke weed?
"I only became a ninja because I thought life would’ve been more interesting as one… I suppose things aren’t gonna be that simple."